So, not the best night for Perhaps The Only Totally Heterosexual Guy In The World. I guess Billy the intrepid reporter is potentially-maybe in the same club, since he was also fruitlessly hitting on Turpentine.
The girls, meanwhile, remain relatively ambiguous. Except for our two heroines, of course.
Also: you may remember Turpentine and Arsenic’s crummy, unspacious apartment from the one where they watched bad shark movies.

Also II: Operation Keep This Marker Graffiti Relatively Consistent is like: so far, so good.